#matthews reblogs

[nucl3ar-caut1on]

hello everynyan ^_<

cricket / matthew / oj

any pronouns but no they/them

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[nucl3ar-caut1on]

stanyel

similar to my last name, but it’s nice :3

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[strnilolo]

blanket hog

summary: matt steals the blankets

warnings: cursing, one dirty joke, very short

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“hey guys!” nick starts up the vlog for this weeks wednesday vlog and begins to explain what is going on at the moment.

“we didn’t vlog when we got here but.. we’re on day two- we slept here last night” nick made his way upstairs, telling the camera how he was going to sneak into you and matt’s shared room to wake you up for the days adventure.

“morning” you smile from your spot in bed, your body curled underneath you to conceal the little amount of warmth you have.

“i’m so cold”

“what’d you say?” nick turns the camera back on to record your conversation.

“i’m freezing, fucking blanket hog kept me up all night” you bring the sheet up to your chin, curling into matt’s back.

nick laughs out loud, now realizing the lack of blankets on your side of the bed

“this is crazy- the lack of blanket in this area”

“look- go to that side of the bed. look at matt”

you watch as nick walks to matt’s side of the bed.

“yeah no, this is crazy-“ nick cuts himself off with a gasp, seeing the blanket fully on matt and the floor.

“wowwww”

“yeah i woke up fucking freezing” your voice small as you shiver underneath the sheet, teeth chattering.

“matt??” nick grabs the boys attention, making him speak for the first time that morning.

“you wanna know what’s crazy? i’m really hot” the two of you roll your eyes, laughing at the sleep in matt’s voice.

“whatever matt- give me the blanket” you grab the blanket from across matt- finally pulling it onto yourself.

“this is insane. matt do you do this every night?”

“yes!” you loudly shout at the air, pulling the blankets off of you for a brief second.

“ do you think i choose to sleep in sweats or pajama pants every night?” “swear this kid is the worst to sleep with” shaking your head, you cover yourself back up.

“ayo??” chris laughs, poking his head into the door.

“chris. don’t be weird” nick turns the camera between your face and chris’ before turning it off so that the four of you can get started with your day.

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[nucl3ar-caut1on]

SERJ JUMPSCARE

[cherib3lla]

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐋𝐘

warning — shower sex , choking, oral (male receiving), p n v (wrap it before you tap it), kissing, cheating, dirty talk

proofreader and idea came from my fav @prettylameusertbh

a/n — this is a one shot chat, part two will NOT be happening. if there’s any warnings i missed please tell me.

Chris had his eye on you since the second Matt brought you back home to introduce you to everyone. He knew it was fucked up but he couldn't help it. You were his brother's girlfriend. But oh my god how temping you were.

Always coming over in the tiniest shorts or skirts. Bending over to pick something up in front of him. He knew you wanted him too. He just didn't know why. Was Matt not doing enough? Was he treating you badly? Did you lose interest in him?

Matt didn't show any signs that he wasn't treating you right, or so Chris thought. That's why it came as a surprise to him that you're on your knees on the shower floor with his cock shoved so far down your throat that It was leaving a slight bulge in your neck.

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Chris fucking loved the sound of you struggling. It was like nothing he had ever heard before. His dick nestled so far down your throat that you were choking. Drool pools at the corner of your mouth. Lips are swollen and tears were leaking out of your eyes.

It's not like Chris could tell, the water running down both of you're bodies, swirling down the drain.

“M’gonna cum — fuck yeah keep doing that-” Chris throws his head back, the feeling of you bobbing your head up and down on his cock was heavenly. Your tongue swirling around the tip of his cock every now and then was driving him crazy.

“Mhm fuck yes! R-right there” he says through gritted teeth, his hand forcing your head forward to take even more of his dick. Long ropes of cum paint the back of your throat, gagging on his dick one more time.

Pushing your head gently off his dick as he gently pushes the wet baby hairs that coat the side of your face away. “Did so good for me baby”

You both take a second to catch your breath. The heat of the shower mixed with how close you both are isn't helping at all.

Guiding you back up to his lips, he wraps his hand around your neck, smashing your lips together. Surprised by the act, you gasp allowing him to slip his tongue in.

“Jump” he grunts out. Doing as he says you wrap your legs around his torso. He leads towards the tile. The coldness of it leaves your back tingling but adds to the sensitivity.

“You sure you wanna do this baby? There's no going back,” he adds while rubbing the tip of his dick throughout your folds. “Mhm — p-please, I need it”

And that's all he needed. Slamming his full length into you. Gasps and whimpers fill the heated room. “Yeah sweetheart, you take my dick so well. Does it make you wet thinking about fucking your boyfriend's brother?

His tip rubs against your walls. His mouth leaves hickeys all down your neck and collarbones, some even on your tits. No words leave your mouth as his dick slams up into all the right places. Only small whimpers and moans leave out your mouth.

“Shit baby, did I fuck you dumb? Answer me or I’ll stop” his hand reaches back up to your throat squeezing it slightly, making it even harder to speak. “Yes! F-fuck — it makes me so wet thinking about you Chris!”

Chris smirks up at you, picking up the pace. He takes his hand that was around your throat and uses his thumb to press down on your clit. A loud moan leaves your mouth. Too loud for Chris. He smacks a hand over your mouth.

“Shhh, you have to be quiet. You don't want Matt to hear how good I'm fucking his girl right?” he said through a chuckle.

All he hears now is you blabbering words and quiet whimpers. “Mgh— big, so much bigger!” now that sentence catches his attention. “Oh yeah, I fuck you better don't I huh?”

He looks down at the scene before him. His cock slipping in and out of your swollen cunt. The knot in your stomach builds as he speeds up his movements on your clit. The only thing supporting you was his chest pressed against yours and the wall pressed against your back.

Your moans get louder as his thumb toys with your clit. “Y’gonna cum sweetie? I feel you squeezing around me”

Right as the words leave his mouth, your eyes roll back as you start shaking tremendously. The knot in your stomach dissipates. “Good — fuck, good girl baby. Cumming all over my cock. M’gonna fill you up, sweetheart”

Just as the overstimulation begins to be too much, hot ropes of cum paint your inner walls. Leaking out and onto the shower floor. He strokes your hair as he slowly lets you off the wall.

Your legs almost give out, causing him to grip your waist to keep you steady. “Be careful sweetheart, don't hurt yourself”

He grabs the loofah that hangs on the handle, pouring some body wash on it as he starts to wash your body. The soap lathers all over your chest, causing Chris to get worked up all over again.

“Round t-?” he pauses, from the sound of the door clicking open. Matt walks in, his face dropping in disbelief.

“Chris w-what the fuck!”

a/n — did we fw this or nah. love yall <33

tags — @sturniolo-girl @m0r94n @lovesodakid @sweetreliever @emssturniolo @slxtformatt @conspiracy-ash @probablyoutyappingorsomething @sturniolosandmoree

[nucl3ar-caut1on]

I AM LAUGHING WAY TO HARD AT THIS

AI could never create this

[ufonaut]

An Alan Scott convention sketch, pencils & inks by Mikel Janin with colors by Matthew Nickerson.

[zetterbabe]

matthew gets really excited for the captain's goal (03.12.24)

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[nucl3ar-caut1on]

hey

I'm back 😬

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[a-star-that-burns-brightly]

It's kind of disheartening to me how the common fanon portrayal of Xander and David's dynamic is usually boiled down to Xander being a 'simp' (for lack of a better word) with a one-sided adoration and idolization of David. Especially after the latter's heel turn in CH2-11. And I say that because one of the most important facets of their dynamic to me is the fact that David also very much idolizes Xander just as much, if not more then Xander idolizes him. David believes the world cannot change, we know this. But I think an aspect of his philosophy that I think goes severely overlooked is just how badly he wants to not believe that. He wants to believe that the world can change, and more specifically, that people can change. This aspect of himself can be seen in many parts of his character. I'll most likely touch on this in a later post, but it's most likely part of why he devised his plan to share the secrets. It's very likely the reason he became a motivational speaker, and it plays a massive part in his two closest relationships during the killing game, Arei and Xander. But today, we're talking about Xander. David looks up to Xander. Incredibly so. Xander is everything that he wants to be.

David: You wanted to make Nico feel comfortable, even though you wouldn't necessarily get anything out of it.

Someone who is unconditionally kind to others with no ulterior deceitful motive, just for the sake of being kind to others.

David: You're always full of energy and bravery to achieve your goals, no matter what they are. Yet at the same time, you're a compassionate person who takes the time to help others.

Someone who strives for hope and change, and will never back down until he has it.

David: I have trouble believing that Xander would be the kind of person to commit murder.

An unquestionable Good Person.

That is why he pushes back so hard when Teruko accuses Xander of attempting to kill her. He refused to acknowledge the possibility that Xander, for all of his good qualities, might've been a much more deceitful person than he was letting on.

Because quite frankly, even though the two of them agreed to treat each other to treat each other less as role models and more as friends, if you ask me: I don't think David ever stopped seeing Xander as his role model. I mean, why would he? Like I said before, Xander is everything David wants to be, everything David so badly wishes he could be but has it etched into his brain that he is incapable of such. Xander is a light in his dark chasm of cynicism, a glimmer of hope. That maybe, just maybe...

Xander: Enough with these idols or role models, okay? Let's just be friends. David: I... David: I'd love that. Thank you.

Things could change.

Teruko: Earlier at lunch, Xander had asked for me to meet him in the computer lab, claiming that he wanted to tell me about some plan he had to confront the mastermind. Teruko: We both met up there after dinner, where he tried to murder me instead by stabbing me with the kitchen knife. David: Xander tried to kill you? I find that hard to believe.

And then the light starts flickering. I've mentioned it before in this post, but one of David's biggest flaws in his mindset is that it causes him to view people, including himself, in a nuance-less binary lens of black and white.

David: People who are born lazy, useless and stupid will stay that way until they die. If you were able to "improve" yourself into a better person, then it only means you were a better person to begin with.

You are either a good person, or a lazy, useless, stupid piece of shit. In simpler terms, you are either born a good person or you are born a bad person, and whichever you are born with will become your identity until the day you are in a casket. That is what David believes. Up until now, Xander was strictly placed into the slot of "good person". Not just that, but practically the opposite of what David deems as a "lazy, useless, and stupid" person. He himself has described Xander as someone who is full of energy and will do anything to achieve his goals, someone who takes the time to help others, and a compassionate and generally emotionally intelligent person. That is who Xander Matthews is to David. But now that he is being given evidence of a more potentially malicious side to Xander, the pitfalls of a firm black-and-white mindset rear their head and repeatedly bludgeon David in his own.

David: It's possible that those bloodstains are Xander's, not yours.

(he's reaching so fucking hard here and he fucking knows it, god I hate him. /pos)

David: Are you saying that Xander is a killer? I find that difficult to believe.

Teruko: -But I believe that the origin of the DVD is not from the culprit, but rather, from that person (SELECT: Xander) Teruko: It was most likely Xander. David: Xander... He planned something that manipulative?

David's monochrome mentality (Riproducer reference completely intended) makes it so that he cannot even fathom the idea that Xander, someone he previously marked off as not just a good person but the good person, is even capable of hurting someone, of being cruel enough to intentionally trigger someone just for his murder plan, to murder someone in general. If his feelings towards Min are anything to go by...

David: Something as horrible as this murder, as horrible as this class trial-- David: How dare you! You killed Xander, and you were perfectly willing to kill everyone else here to escape!

David: At that time, watching Min, I kept thinking... David: ... David: How utterly pathetic she was!

That would certainly bring Xander to the category of lazy, useless, stupid bastards. But David has already put Xander into the category of a "good person". So what else is he meant to do other than defend and deflect anything suggesting otherwise? David doesn't want to believe that that glimmer of hope that Xander gave him was just a lie, that hope that things could change, that he could change. So he defends it. He clings to it. He doesn't want to let go. But here's the funny thing about David. Despite his black-and-white mindset, despite the fact that he does believe good people exist, he will always be, first and foremost: A cynical bitch. Point being: I think David, deep down, knew full well that Teruko was most likely telling the truth. Like, I joked about it earlier, but do you really think he believed the lack-luster argument that completely ignored evidence that he could gleam by just looking at the crime scene? I think he was just reaching for anything at that point to try and prove himself wrong. But it's no use, the light continues to flicker. David's denial of Xander's cruelty is quiet to none, but it's clear he is still clinging desperately onto the positive image of Xander he used to have, seeing as he does not show nearly as much animosity (verbally anyway) towards Xander then he does towards Min, despite the fact that Xander also seemed more than willing to kill the rest of the class to escape. It's breaking. But after Min's execution, it's clear that it all hits him at once.

David: I... I've seen enough. There's no point in keeping my hopes up anymore. David: We are all certainly going to die here.

David Chiem left the courtroom that day with his hopes snuffed out, nothing left within him other than the cruel reminder of something he already knew:

If something is important, then

It'll break and disappear.

[strnilolo]

ridiculous

concept: matt always holds your hand behind his back without paying much attention, so you and chris decide to see how long it takes him to notice you’re no longer holding his hand.

warnings: none, g/n for the most part except for one mention of high heels, pure fluff. lowercase intentional, not proofread

an: short but sweet, had to feed my children.

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“how much do you want to bet if someone else was holding his hand he wouldn’t notice?” chris leans towards you, laughing lightly before going in go act out your bet.

“oh he definitely won’t notice, watch” you slowly let go of matt’s hand, watching it fall before chris taps his hip to gain his attention.

without a second thought, matt opens his hand behind his back, taking chris’ in his. you quickly snap a photo, before you and chris burst out laughing with each other, almost falling over in your heels.

“what-“ “oh what the hell, chris what?”

you and chris make eye contact before losing control once again, falling into a fit of laughter.

“we were betting to see if you would even notice if i wasn’t the one holding your hand” you lean into his shoulder, still giggling at the thought of matt holding chris’ hand without noticing.

“you guys are ridiculous” matt rolled his eyes before taking your hand once again, this time pulling you to his side as to not lose sight of you.

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an: SHES BACKKKKK

hi guys i missed you so much im sorry i ghosted you for so long

[nucl3ar-caut1on]

i kin computers so im excited :33

reblog this and I'll assign you a computer >:) *asks must be open*

[wiz4rdd1]

“Baby, I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight”

Dom!Chris x Sub!fem reader

Warning- SMUTT again tbh, rough, pet names, cream pie, p in v , unprotected sex ( don’t even think of doing that), drinking, wall sex, ect u already know the drill ppl)

Summary- you go to a random person party with a friend but you don’t realize whose party it is until you meet him and find yourself in a room with him alone.. ( IK this is like the other one where ur in a party w Matt and Allat but I can’t help it..

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“Annndd.. done!” As I put my other earring on. I am going to some random person party to celebrate their 3.2M followers on instagram with my best friend Jennifer. I have on a silk dark glittery purple dress that fits perfectly on all my curves, black high heels on with two gold hoops. “Come on the party is about to start!” Jennifer shouted from downstairs. “Okay okay I’m done let’s go!” I said walking down the stairs. “Woah girl.. you look fucking gorgeous!” The girl smiling ear to ear. “Oh stop it look at you really!” I blushed. “Okay baby let’s go and get this party going!”

The party

There was a lot of people hundreds and hundreds it felt like. Liquor everywhere loud music hot sweaty people dancing rubbing bodies together, people selling some kinda “stuff”. “Okay babes let’s hit the liquor first!!” Jennifer stated as she grabbed my hand and yanked me to the kitchen full of different types of alcohol. I grabbed a clean red plastic cup and filled it up with some alcohol (you can think of any) “Baby I hope we see him! The life of the party who started this!”She shouted excitedly. “Who?” I curiously asked. “Duh Chris Sturniolo!” She basically screamed at the top of her lungs. I didn’t think we will see him but while we were partying and drinking I noticed someone. Him, the one who started this party, fucking Chris. He was staring me down across the room on a couch. He was man spreading with a cup in one hand staring. His jaw is clenched, eyes locked into mine, He was wearing an orange baggy shirt with baggy black jeans with different jewelry necklace, bracelets and rings.

I snapped out of my thoughts when Jennifer snapped her fingers at me. “Hey are you okay girl? Or are you going to keep staring at Chris!” She said smirking having a dirty thought in her head. “O-oh sorry was I staring at him for that long??” I said embarrassed. “Yes girl! But don’t worry who wouldn’t plus I think you’ll look fucking cute with him.” She gave me a wink giggling. “Jennifer stop! He is really cute though..” You can’t help but just stare. Stare into those blue eyes like your in an ocean drowning in them. While I was focused on him I couldn’t help but hear a song that I love so much, Cheap thrills by Sia. “Wait this is my shit!” I said smiling holding Jennifers hand while I took her to the dance floor. I was moving my hips to the beat and singing along. I didn’t even notice that Chris was staring at me again. He was watching how my hips move to the song, my tits bouncing up and down almost looking like there going to pop out and how my gorgeous smile bright up the room most importantly.

While dancing I feel someone’s hand grab my shoulder. It was Chris.. he was staring at me with…those eyes like he wanted to take me away. He leaned in to my ear and whispered “Hey ma you look so beautiful I wonder if you’re also beautiful in bed..meet me upstairs.” He smirked before walking away looking back at me making me clench my thighs and turn red like a tomato.“OMG girl?!?!? What did he say? What happened?” Jennifer squealed. “He said.. meet me upstairs!!” I squealed back. “What are you waiting for bitch? GOOOO!!” She hyped me up while pushing me. “Okay okay!” I said before walking up the stairs. While I went upstairs I look at her and she gave me a thumbs up. “Chris?” I said looking around looking for Chris until I feel a hand grab mine and took my into a random room and pinning me to the wall.

“You look so fucking beautiful y’know that ma?” He growled in my ear breathing. “o-oh thank you” I said flustered. “Y’know how much I tried to control myself not to fuck you right there and then in the dance floor in front of your friend?” He moved his face away from my ear and closer to my face our lips almost touching. I clench my thighs trying to control my throbbing heat from taking over but he noticed and grabbed my waist closer to him. “How much money do I have to pay you to let me fuck your pretty little brains out ma?” He asked. I smile letting my heat take over. “Baby.. I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight.” I leaned in almost touching his lips moving my arms around his neck. “Oh baby quoting the song that was playing earlier huh?” He chuckled as he smashed his lips into mine making moan. I started to pull and play on his hair while he roam my curves with his hands finally reaching my ass and lifting me up. One of my legs wrapped around his waist while the other one is still on the ground. while our lips were still glue together he pushing me harder against the wall which I don’t even care even though I can tell that’s gonna hurt like a bitch.

He lifts up my dress up to my waist revealing my pink laces up panties all damp and wet ready for him he rubbed his thumb over my clothed pussy making me whimper. “Huh so wet f’me already baby?” Between kisses. “P-please” I moaned. “Please what? Say want you want and I’ll give it to you ma” putting more pressure on my thinly clothed pussy. “P-please fuck-fuck me” I wined breathing heavily from the pleasure of just his thumb. “So needy f’me because I’m pressing my thumb on your tiny pussy” He chuckled. Before I can say anything he rips my panties off throwing the torn up clothing in his pocket. “Hey! That was my favorite one..” “I’ll buy you an another one baby” Chris said as he rubs his slender middle finger up and down against my folds. “Mhm-ah” I choked out. Buckling my hips so he can move but he doesn’t instead he moves his finger out of the way and puts his hard aching clothed cock on my pussy. “You feel that? That’s what you do to me.” He scoffs rubbing it rub and down on my pussy teasing me. “Please.. just put it inside me already.. please!” I pleaded. “Fuck ma with you begging like that I’ll give it to you slut.” He growled.

He turns me around my breasts pressed against the wall and my face while my back is arched enough for him to see my needy hole. “You can’t wait hm? Well imma fuck you till your needy hole only remembers me.” He says in a low raspy tone while unzipping his pants pulling his pants and boxers down to reveal his hard lengthy cock. “Mm- it’s so big!” I say in shocked as I’m looking at it afraid it won’t fit. “This might hurt cuz how big I am baby but be a good girl f’me and take it ya?” As he strokes his cock in front of my entrance. “I-I’ll be good for you..” I whimpered. “A-ah!!” I squeeze my eyes shut. “Ah shit you’re so fuckin tight ma” shoving his full length into me. “St-tart moving I can’t h-handle it” He starts moving in a slow pace each thrust going faster and faster. He is now pounding into me making me into a moaning mess my mascara all ruined running down my cheeks, sweat all over me, and my lipstick smudge. “Shit you feel amazing- fuck- ah” He groans pounding into me hitting my g-spot. “AH- fuck-fuck fuck, shit yes!” I say sluring gripping the walls with my nails.

His cock ramming into me like it’s a life or death situation but it feels so good. He continues to pound into me until I feel a familiar knot in my stomach. “Oh my imma go-gonna cu-m-!” Moaning loudly. “That’s it cum all over my cock slut.” He moans little while thruster even faster if possible. I start seeing stars releasing all over his cock while I can feel him twitch inside me knowing he’s close. “Fuck ma I’m going to cum can I cum in your pussy? Hm slut?” He smirked watching me struggle forming words. “Please oh please cum cum in my pussy please” I squeal. “Oh shit keep begging” He pounding mercilessly at my pussy now “Chris oh fuck..” Tears fall down my cheeks from all the pleasure. “I’m gonna cum!” As he squirts his warm liquid into my pussy. “Shit.. that was amazing.” He groans pulling out making me feel empty. I turn around lazily facing him panting but smirking still. “You were amazing shit if I had to pay you it would have been worth it, I can pay you though-“ I cut him off “baby it was fun and fucking amazing but I don’t need money” I smile kissing him before I fixed my dress and everything else. Before I walked out the door he grabbed my hand making me turn around. “Wait! Can I have y-your number? I want to meet you again, please?” I smiled grabbing his phone and putting my number. “Call me anytime baby” And turned around walking away back to my friend.

“Soooo??” She said slurring her words from all the liquor she drunk. “Let’s just say.. I’m doing that shit again”.

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sorry if the ending is bad or sum but please give me feedback on this. I did this bc I been playing this song on repeat bc it takes me back to the 2010s 😭 . LYSM for the likes on the last post btw very grateful!!